 Ha, look at these dead cyclists! On her TV show Chelsea Lately, comedienne Chelsea Handler showed an excerpt from the Travel Channel bike messenger reality show Triple Rush. The clip features Robert Kotch, the owner of the Breakaway Courier company, showing new employees news clippings and photos of dead bike messengers lying on the street. Handler found this hilarious, and so did her audience, which is really no surprise—these people roared with ecstasy when Dane Cook told a priceless testicle anecdote. Check it out: [MORE]  | Yesterday defense lawyers for two cops charged with raping an inebriated woman in her East Village apartment in 2008 wrapped up their cross-examination of the alleged victim. As expected, lawyers for the accused officers, Kenneth Moreno and Franklin Mata, tried to cast doubt on reliability of the woman's recollections of that night. For instance, did she tell one of her friends that one cop had a shaved head? The woman testified that she'd said both cops had "short hair." But in order to establish what constitutes a shaved head, the defense referenced actor Vin Diesel. Well, the assistant DA wasn't going to stand for that legerdemain. ... [ MORE ] | ![_[UPDATE] Woman Stabbed In Head With Pencil On Rush Hour Subway](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vM-Mqp3UXGy9DS9mv1M7axqi-Fqa4O-r0VjwWMDdAJ6bDteDK1uIu6HEjgPGybDrZQFy94FIV0TIS61uNa3GVowxN6k1e6TEijQWElQzCsv0B08b3JxIWJvveRxvbVgDBAtZA5_1To3kFSGiEFqhM=s0-d) | [Update Below] As much as we love the subway—and boy do we love the subway—we do have some not-entirely irrational fears about it. Like, what if we end up on the garbage train? What if we get in the middle of a food-related fight? What if the rat guy is in our car? And more seriously, what if we fall into the tracks? Now we can add another probably irrational fear to that list: What if a homeless man stabs us in the head with a pencil?... [ MORE ] |  | From what we've gathered, America's chain restaurants just don't understand the difference between alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks. First a 15-month-old was served a margarita at an Applebee's, then a two-year-old was served sangria at an Olive Garden. Today, a Chicago mom is claiming her four-year-old daughter, Brooklyn (or Brooklynn), was served a Mudslide at Chili's. It's never been a better time for toddlers to get their drink on, and as long as they hand over their plastic keys to a designated driver, what's the harm?... [ MORE ] |  | In the wake of the death of Sarah Coit, three New York State legislators are again pushing forward with a bill that would create a Domestic Violence Offender Database. Though the idea of creating a domestic abuse registry similar to the one already extant for child abusers has been around for a while, the death of 23-year-old Coit allegedly at the hands of Raul Barrera (who had multiple previous instances of abuse on the record), is being used by State Senator Eric Adams (D-Brooklyn), Assemblywoman Vanessa Gibson (D-Bronx), and Assemblyman Hakeem Jeffries (D-Brooklyn) to help move the law forward. A similar bill didn't cut it in the Ledge last year.... [ MORE ] |  | The MTA's constant battle with signage has claimed another victim. "Can It For A Greener Planet" trash cans, we hardly knew ye. Since February the MTA has slowly been rolling out a new, less wordy, garbage can decal that instead just says "Litter Stops Here." By the end of the year there should be 5,000 of the new cans in the system, according to the Times. The better to fill the garbage train!... [ MORE ] |  | After receiving a report about a break-in at the Woods III condominium complex in Peekskill yesterday morning, police responded to the home shortly after 8:30 a.m. to conduct a search. And they say it didn't take long to turn up one Lizbeth Hernandez, 47, hiding in the closet with a large carving knife and a roll of duct tape. Surprise! ... [ MORE ] |  | And this is why sporting a "Hitler" mustache is never a good idea. Police busted serial bank robber Djamil Aziz in Greenwich Village on Saturday night after recognizing his "Hitler-like mustache" on a surveillance camera. "What really caught their eye was his mustache and his height. He's...tall, 6-foot-2, with a Hitler-like mustache," one source told the Post. ... [ MORE ] | | |
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